The end of Halfpixel
June 26, 2007
Why’d… he… have to go? I don’t know, he wouldn’t say.
I… said… something wrong, now I long
for yesterday-ay-ay-ay
Jinxlets
June 19, 2007
Hey, over at Starslip Crisis I’ve started the most commercial storyline ever! Read it from the beginning! There’s tiny cute things!
Penny Arcade vs. “The” Vede: Smashdown Blitzathon ‘07
June 8, 2007
If you are a reader of Penny Arcade and/or PvP, you’ve been informed by now that this month’s PC Gamer features a series of awesome Penny Arcade Adventures covers by Mike Krahulik, along with an article about the game.
Editor-in-chief Greg Vede “The Vede” Vederman wrote an exceedingly restrained and trying-desperately-not-to-be-negative Letter from the Editor, in which he all but says he had no idea why PC Gamer is running Penny Arcade covers when they could be getting us rock-hard with a screenshot of Master Chief’s elbow.
Mail Halfpixel!
June 8, 2007
We have a mailing address now!
Halfpixel.com
P.O. Box 250625
Plano, TX 75025
Just so you know! Not that we’re expecting anything.
Bring on the Dark Ages!
June 7, 2007
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3251663&page=1
President Bush’s nominee for surgeon general, Dr. James W. Holsinger Jr., wrote a paper in 1991 that purported to make the medical argument that homosexuality is unnatural and unhealthy. Doctors who reviewed the paper derided it as prioritizing political ideology over science, and Democratic aides on Capitol Hill say the paper will make his confirmation hearings problematic, if not downright bruising.
… Holsinger wrote that “[a]natomically the vagina is designed to receive the penis” while the anus and rectum — which “contain no natural lubricating function” — are not. “The rectum is incapable of mechanical protection against abrasion and severe damage … can result if objects that are large, sharp or pointed are inserted into the rectum,” Holsinger wrote.
Yes! Large, sharp and pointed, like a sawblade or an awl. Which is what you use when you’re gay. How many deaths have been caused by alcohol, which is natural, and unhealthy? Now, how many deaths have been caused by homosexuality?
Look, it’s okay. Conservatives win, all right? There’s nothing we can do. Let’s put a wiretap on all our phones for safety and institute a Federal Bureau of Morality. Make Fundamentalist Christianity the official language of the United States, and prosecute if someone asks why. I think what we need now is deityship for elected officials; make room for the current President in the new Holy Quadrinity.
Ha ha, I’m sorry. This is just crazy liberal talk, where if you impinge on a pedophile’s right to murder, they claim America is turning into a totalitarian police state. I’ll be good. This is all for our safety and freedom. Go about your business.
PvP fans hang tight
June 4, 2007
PvP fans, we should have our server and website back up by the end of the day.
Hang in there!
